It plays like a dog, the only reason anyone cares about it at all was that Nathan’s work features in it, but your clumsy gameplay and shoddy programing lets it down. It’s a total failure as far as games go.

What other titles have you made. Something about an Egg Truck and some crappy skateboard game that no one cares about? It’s embarrassing you should just quit.

Maybe you toys should stick to website design, at least you can get away with being uncreative hacks without any style in that realm. Leave games to the real designers. I think you lack of any kind of notable success should be indicator enough that you need to stop pretending to be game designers and stick to just sucking ass.